when you’re eating in front of your crush
Whooa Keeel its so good :) just watch her eyes…Any tips for the eyes? :o
N E H O Y M E N O Y
So this Happened.
my heart is breaking…
CINDY, THIS IS A SKELETON. THIS IS BONES.
#I love how in the movies he’s like ‘yes. it hurts every time they come out’ ANGST ANGST ANGST #and in the cartoons he’s just like yolo i’m a fuckin mutant bitch this shit better make my life easier somehow #so he just uses his claws for everyday tasks #because what good are they if YOU DON’T USE THEM TO CUT SALAMI
I find this oddly soothing.
A friend told me to upload this, I’m sorry.
The rest “You can tell that this man has played college ball before”.
Not regret was given that day. 12:23 AM